Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
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Post by Corvus on Dec 5, 2015 0:38:03 GMT -7
~~~~Original Prose~~~~~ ✑ Emily H the Viking Princess✑ Midnight Sun~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~Fanfiction~~~~~ ✑ Blood Raining Night✑ Brewdening Love✑ Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen✑ Kelly the Roman Warrior✑ My Immortal✑ My Inner Life✑ The Quest for the Holey Grail~~~~~Warning Tag Definitions~~~~~ Adult Language: Gratuitous use of mature language. Abuse: Contains depictions of physical abuse or extreme emotional/mental manipulation. Self Harm: Contains depictions of self-mutilation and/or suicide. Gore: Gratuitous and/or graphic depictions of violence. Smut: Gratuitous and/or graphic depictions of sex. Rape as a Plot Device: Just what it says on the tin. Entitled Author: Contains a lot of whining or arrogance from the author in regards to the audience. More of an annoyance than anything else. Religion: Contains either extreme religious stances or heavy-handed lashing out against a religion or belief system. Homophobia/Racism: Either offensively stereotyped characters or expression of hostility towards a particular group (race, orientation, gender identity, etc.). Weeaboo: An obsession with and poor representation of Japanese culture on the part of the author. A sort of subset of the above. Didn't do the Research: Something historical or scientific is horribly, horribly mangled with no valid explanation or recognition of its inaccuracy on the part of the author. ~~~~~Skeleton~~~~~ Please make sure to mark or hide spoilers appropriately. If the piece was written by a member of this site, then please replace the pen icon before the title with ⚜. One piece per post for linking purposes. ✑ [i][font color="a419e6"]Title[/font][/i]
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
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Post by Corvus on Dec 5, 2015 0:47:14 GMT -7
✑ My ImmortalCategory: Fanfiction (Harry Potter) Rating: 10/10Synopsis: A very, very emo teenager attends Hogwarts, turns everyone there into vampiric "goffs". The 'plot' centers around their angsty antics, including a love triangle between Harry "Vampire" Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, rescuing Draco from the dark lord, and time travel to prevent Voldemort from becoming evil. Important Notes: A classic staple of bad fan-fiction. Very, very, very funny. Also, long strings of cluster f-bombs. Recommended for actual goths, emos, and HP fans. Pairings include Draco x OC, Harry x Draco, Lupin x Snape, Voldemort x OC, Hermione x Ron, Voldemort x human!male!Hedwig. Warning Tags: Adult Language, Self Harm Links: Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading Original Fic
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
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Post by Corvus on Dec 5, 2015 0:54:28 GMT -7
✑ Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward CullenCategory: Fanfiction (Twilight) Rating: 9/10Synopsis: Altantiana is a foster kid who has just been moved to Forks, WA. There, she falls in love with Edward Cullen and begins to discover her secret past. Important Notes: Written by a rather clever troll inspired by the great Tara Gillespie. Also has one of the strangest sex scenes ever written. Pairings include Edward x OC and Jasper x OC x OC. Warning Tags: Rape as a plot device, Smut (Though it's so poorly written that it hardly counts. It does get weird though.), Adult Language Links: Original Fic Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
Posts: 173
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Post by Corvus on Dec 5, 2015 1:00:54 GMT -7
✑ My Inner LifeCategory: Fanfiction (Legend of Zelda) Rating: 8/10Synopsis: A merchant named Jenna (who is good friends with the royal family) seduces and marries Link, then proceeds to have a child. Towards the end, a subplot involving a new enemy is begun, but never resolved. Important Notes: Somewhat painful to read, but quite entertaining nonetheless. Link x OC pairing. Also, this author knows nothing about horses. Or Legend of Zelda, for that matter. Warning Tags: Smut, Entitled Author, Didn't do the Research (The treatment of horses, reproductive biology) Links: Original Fic Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
Posts: 173
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Post by Corvus on Dec 5, 2015 1:07:32 GMT -7
✑ Brewdening Love
Category: Fanfiction (Twilight) Rating: 10/10Synopsis: This is a story that replaces Bella Swan with an OC named Joan, and focuses on her romance with Edward Cullen. The plot ends up revolving around attempts to murder Joan and her lover, and eventually the kidnapping of her father. Important Notes: Fascinating is a good word to describe this train-wreck. More interesting than the source material by a long shot. A very popular pairing is Brian x Hugo, partially for the reason that it bothered the author so much. Canon pairings include Edward x OC, Jacob x OC, and Emmet x OC. Warning Tags: Religion (In-your-face, holier-than-thou christian fundamentalism) Links: Original Fic Raven's Writing Desk Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
Posts: 173
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Post by Corvus on Dec 6, 2015 13:42:58 GMT -7
✑ Blood Raining NightCategory: Fanfiction (Mega-crossover including but not limited to Dragon Ball Z, Inuyasha, Hetalia, and Avatar: The Last Airbender) Rating: 8/10Synopsis: A catgirl named Rei is the central character of this fic. The first part of the story is devoted to detailing her position in a love triangle, until her father (who was thought to be dead) returns and is generally a jerk. (Has not been updated for ongoing developments.) Important Notes: This one is entertaining, but also ungodly painful. Only recommended in small doses. Pairings include OC x Denmark, OC x Inuyasha, Korra x Seshoumaru, OC x Alucard, Lucy x Goku, and others, I'm sure. Warning Tags: Smut, Gore, Rape as a Plot Device, Weeaboo, Mild Racism Links: Original Fic Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
Posts: 173
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Post by Corvus on Dec 10, 2015 17:34:04 GMT -7
✑ Kelly the Roman WarriorCategory: Fanfiction (Dracula, Godzilla, The Avengers, Twilight[for parody purposes], Shrek) Rating: 10/10Synopsis: A Roman noble named Kelly sets out from Rome after the fires to rescue her father. Along the way, she allies with a varied cast of characters from different fandoms in order to defeat the big bad. Important Notes: Everyone should read this. It's wonderful. And really, really weird. Seriously. Warning Tags: Didn't do the Research (Multiple confusions between Greek and Roman things in general) Links: Original Fic Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
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Post by Corvus on Dec 12, 2015 23:21:53 GMT -7
✑ Emily H the Viking PrincessCategory: Original Fiction Rating: 7/10Synopsis: A barmaid named Emily H is rescued from harassing patrons of her tavern by a mysterious traveler, falls in love with him, then embarks on a quest to rescue her father, who has been left on an island by his crew. Also, discovers the power of ethnobotany. Important Notes: Entertaining mostly on account of odd wording and the all-purpose plot device that is ethnobotany. Warning Tags: Smut, Didn't do the Research (Geographical and historical inaccuracies) Links:Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading If anyone can find a link to the original, it would be much appreciated.
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
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Post by Corvus on Dec 12, 2015 23:52:09 GMT -7
✑ Midnight SunCategory: "Original" Fiction Rating: 1/10Synopsis: Twilight from Edward's point of view. A very good look into the mind of a serial killer. Important Notes: It doesn't need much explanation, does it? Warning Tags: Abuse(Mental and emotional manipulation.) Links: Midnight Sun Leaked Draft Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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Corvus
Traveler of Time and Space
"... I'm blind and I have no arms."
Posts: 173
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Post by Corvus on Dec 22, 2015 22:48:15 GMT -7
✑ The Quest for the Holey GrailCategory: Fanfiction (Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Arthurian Legend, Doctor Who, Scooby Doo, World of Warcraft, Norse Mythology) Rating: 10/10 Synopsis: The protagonists from a large proportion of the canon works listed above are in search of the holy grail, while the villains are also looking for it in an attempt to take over the world. Important Notes: This is absolutely ridiculous in the best way. No one is in character, the plot is clearly fueled by hallucinogenic substances, and it's absolutely beautiful for it. Also includes Nazis and cold-war Russians. All you need to know is that there are MC Gandy and gangster orcs. Warning Tags: Gore Links: Original Fic Manwithoutabody Dramatic Reading
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